Crocodile Dundee Meets The Donald

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Well, folks, get this - ol' Mick Dundee's gone and traded Australia for a whole new kinda adventure. It seems the big wig, The Donald himself, has invited Crocodile Dundee to his luxury retreat. Now, this ain't no ordinary holiday destination. This place is chock-full of crocodiles - more than you can shake a stick at!

Apparently that The Donald's been grooming these prehistoric predators himself, and he wants Mick to show him. Can you imagine, the world famous croc wrangler going head-to-head with The Donald in the middle of his own swampy domain? It's bound to be a showdown for the ages.

Perhaps Mick will even teach The Donald how to handle a croc with a pair of trusty knife. Either way, this is one clash of titans that's sure to keep us all on the edge of our seats.

Trump Takes a Bite Out of Alcatraz... With an Alligator?!

It looks like The Donald is bringing some serious heat to the Golden Gate coast! Sources say that our favorite ex- president was spotted on Alcatraz Island, and not just for a normal tour. He was reportedly seen playing with a massive alligator in the middle of the cell blocks! Now, some say it was all a publicity stunt, but others claim they saw him trying to make friends with the scaly creature.

Either way, this is one story that's sure to keep everyone talking.

Breaking News: Trump Launches "Swamp Expeditions" - Will He Feed Them To The Press?

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet buzzing, former President Donald Trump has announced a brand new money-making scheme dubbed "Gator Tours." Launching his operation from his luxurious Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump promises an unforgettable experience for thrill seekers and political opponents alike. Will these tours involve riding airboats? Will the gators be tame? Most importantly, will Trump finally make good on his threats to throw members of the press to the reptiles? Only time will tell.

Trump's campaign has remained tight-lipped about the details, fueling speculation and fear in equal measure. One thing is certain: this story is far from over.

Is This The Next Trump Reality Show?

The glades is getting stirred with the chatter that Donald Trump's next big scheme might be a reality show set at Alcatraz. Can you imagine The Donald swaggering around the infamous prison, dealing orders to a cast of eccentrics?

It appears like pure chaos, but with Trump's history of pulling off the unthinkable, it's not entirely far-fetched.

Here's what we think:

* The show would be called something like "{Trump Tower: Alcatraz|President Behind Bars.

* Trump would likely be the star and handpick a cast of social media stars.

* The show would probably feature arguments between the prisoners, along with Trump's intervention.

Whether or not it's actually happening, the idea is certainly enough to raise an eyebrow.

The Swamp is Real: Weirdest Trump News Yet Involves Gaters and Gold

Things just got wilder than a pack of rabid swamp monkeys. The latest rumor/scandal/controversy swirling around former President Trump is straight out of a website B-movie, folks. We're talking about alligators/crocodiles/gatoroids and mountains/heaps/tons of shiny/blingy/golden treasure/loot/swag. Apparently, some sleazy/corrupt/ shady characters were caught trying to smuggle/transport/ship a bunch of gold bars/coins/bullion out of the swamp/Everglades/Louisiana bayou. And wouldn't you know it, there was a whole lot of crocodile/gator/reptilian activity in the area. Is this some kind of conspiracy/cover-up/plot? Are we talking about ancient curses/hidden civilizations/lost artifacts? Only one thing is for sure: this story is stranger than fiction and you won't believe what happens next!

Mr. President's New Pet Project: An Alligator Island Fit For A King (Or At Least A Former President)

Well folks, looks like Donald Trump is at it again! This time, he's not tweeting about the election or obtaining another golf course. Nope, this is something special. Sources say Trump has his sights set on a brand new project: an alligator island, a haven for these scaly creatures. Imagine it: hundreds of alligators basking in the Florida sunshine, all under the watchful eye of their new overlord. Some folks are saying it's just another outlandish Trump scheme, while others believe he's deeply interested in conservation. Either way, one thing's for sure: this is going to be one show.

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